No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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