I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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