i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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