Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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