eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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