It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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