Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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