You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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