i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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