This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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