whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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