Pappa wants mamma naked
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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