your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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