How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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