I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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