school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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