The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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