Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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