doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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