I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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