Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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