My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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