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Puke
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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