some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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