I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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