Don't you send me to vm
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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