as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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