what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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