i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Randomize
