I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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