i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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