He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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