white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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