I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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