Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
