If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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