careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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