I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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