so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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