Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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