hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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