you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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