I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Vodka?
Forever.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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