Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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