There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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