$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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