The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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