The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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