Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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