quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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