Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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