i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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