DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
my liver is dry heaving
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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